CWG and Jokes

There is no if and but; Common Wealth Games opening ceromony was a succesful event. Lots of restless efforts were put in to make cwg a successful event, from school kids to a laborer from OC to the beuracrates and list goes on. However there is anoher set of peopel thoes have worked hard in creating all witty jokes on CWG and made all of us laugh, here is the collection of the the same.

Terrorists set to skip CWG 2010 citing unlivable conditions and fear for their safety.

"Compromise proposal for Ayodhya: Let the Hindus construct a temple, but the project must be led by Kalmadi."
The truth behind bulk sms banning is to stop kalmadi jokes and not Ayodhya


Q: How many contractors are required to change a light bulb in Delhi CWG stadium?


A: 1 Million. (1 to change bulb and rest 999,999 to hold the ceiling)


Look at the brighter side; the more countries pull out, the higher India is ranked in the final medalist tally.

Whats common between CWG committee and students???

Ans: both start their preparations at the 11th hour.....

"Ba ba Kalmadi, have you any shame. No sir, No sir, we are having a Common Loot Game. Crores for my partner, crores for the dame, crores for me too, for spoiling India's name!"


Thanks to Guernsey and Jersey for threatening to pull out of games! We now know these countries existed!

"A collapse a day keeps the athletes away," .

"Sheila Dixit to Kalmadi: Delhi badnaam hui darling tere liye!" "Sadkein bhi jam hui, CWG tere liye".


"Suresh Kalmadi must be the first choice if ISRO goes for trial and error experiments for manned space mission,".


"Suresh Kalmadi walked into a bar. The bartender was still spraying pesticides over the barley plants. It was the best bar ever,"


"Rain rain go away, Kalmadi wants to come out and play. Lyrics by M S Gill, Sung by Mani Shankar Aiyar, Music by A R Rahman!"



"AMAZING BUT TRUE: If you re-arrange the letters "Sir U made lakhs" you get "SURESH KALMADI"!!!



"Sarah Palin knows more about world politics than Lalit Bhanot about hygiene," .



Kalmadi is not the only one dominating the cyberspace. He has CWG Organising Committee Secretary General Lalit Bhanot as competition. Thanks to his "They (foreigners) have different standards of hygiene from us (Indian)" comment, the tweeting population is gloriously doubting his hygiene standards.



"Gill calling himself a sports lover is like Shiney Ahuja declaring himself to be a feminist,".